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Web Spider

Some one who spends to much time on the internet
"ugh.. Johny is such a web spider he is alwas on the internet, wont he come outside?..."
by Dietel Halls September 28, 2009
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Spider-Manned

When you cum in the ass and after you pull out they blow fart the cum back on you sticking to whatever it lands on first.
My girl let me fuck her in the ass and she spider-manned my face.
by Mind Ninja 14 August 4, 2020
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Spider Ninja

The literal physical embodiment of "skill issues"
Friend 1: BROOO WHY IS THIS SO HARD?
Friend 2: Ok,Spider Ninja
by Blek02 June 17, 2022
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Spider Solitaire

The object of Spider Solitaire is to remove all of the cards from the ten stacks at the top of the window in the fewest number of moves.
This is what happens when they run out of ideas for new games.

They add an insects name to the start and change a few things.

Before:
Solitaire

After:
Spider Solitaire
by pseudonym... what a word.... December 6, 2017
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The Stinky Spider

The stinky spider is a sexual act performed on male genitalia. The stinky spider is performed by placing both thumbs in the rectum of the male while dancing your eight fingers on the scrotum.

Bonus nachos if you get him to shoot his web.
John could never finish unless he was wearing his Spider-Man mask and receiving an aggressive the stinky spider.
by Stinky Varys May 1, 2021
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mind spiders

What a crush leaves in your brain, as though s/he is a spider who spindled a web around your thoughts.
"I can't stop thinking about what Brandon said to me the other day! And I keep imagining the way he smelled. He totally left me with mind spiders."

"That girl Trina from the club? Her ass is on loop in my head. Girl gave me a bad case of mind spiders."
by LTL December 26, 2012
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Spider-Man

Truely the best character ever written in the history of science-fiction and superhuman topic.

Originated from Steve Ditko and Stan Lee. Different iterations of his origin story have been portrayed in the area of cinematography, the most notable being the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Spider-Man is a character that is pure at heart and realizes that with great power there must also come great responsibility. He never gives up even with a struggle of his home and superhero life. Will always get up when he is knocked down constantly. Tries to help everyone to the best of his ability, but grows anxious when there is at least 1 person who was not saved.
Wow, Spider-Man truely is the best superhero!
by ToesThatTwinkle June 10, 2019
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