beached gator

A straight turd that is so long, it emerges from the toilet bowl water to have it's "head" poking out of the water and resting above the water line.

I ate a big steak last night and today left a beached gator in the toilet...whew, that sucker was huge!

by DKWSea June 27, 2012

Beach Mole

A person who walks up and down the beach with a metal detector digging up holes everywhere.

Be careful of all the holes on the beach from the beach moles.

by dfnremt May 10, 2012

The Beach Effect

A feeling of total looseness, relaxation, and clarity only achieved by being on the beach.

The Beach Effect

by TBE. March 10, 2019

beach bike

a bicycle with handlebars so wide you are almost forced to ride without any hands, big wheels to compensate for sandy grounds, and as little hardware on them as possible; come in any color you want and almost any shape; want a basket? you can have one; want THREE wheels? go for it, beach bikes got them too; hook on a surfboard and your in business; then drop in in the dunes and your ready to go

also...something a real beach bum would easily choose over a license and a bmw any day

"hey lets go surfing"
"sure let me get my keys..."
"R YA KIDDING?! yo im just taking my beach bike. peace."

by go_fish January 27, 2010

Silver Beach

4 block long beach community in New Jersey. Has hot moms and even hotter daughters. It's always five o'clock there- these people know how to party.

Yo, where can we go tonight?
Let's go to Silver Beach....South Lagoon Road has really hot chicks
Arent, they like 30?
Nah mannn they are only late 20s

by BeachPatrol69 February 12, 2021

Beach dick

A state of partial erection about midway between limp and ragingly hard, suitable for an appearance at a nude beach.

A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.

I had no idea this was going to be a nude beach!! Give me a minute, I need to focus. If I’m getting naked in public I’ll have to get to just the right level of beach dick, not too hard, not too soft!

by Chocolate bardonkey October 3, 2021

BOOM BEACH

a game made by supercell who also made clash of clan

BOOM BEACH COME WITH A PLAN OR LEAVE IN FRICKIN DEFEAT.
SENDS A BIG ARMY ME WITH A SNIPER LVL 1 SNIPER TOWER KILLS ALL THE ARMY

by cantcomeupacretivename October 10, 2021