King Shmuck

The one above all shmucks

Luke Fone is the King Shmuck

by CRI8OR March 16, 2021

the red king

The king of kings

The red king is the king of all kings, he is very handsome.

by Urbans92 May 16, 2019

voice king

A disparaging term for a male who attempts to suck his testicles into his stomach to make his speaking voice sound more gruff and seductive. Often observed on popular social media applications with voice or video capabilities.

Girl 1: "Did you hear that voice king last night in vc?"
Girl 2: "HE WAS SO CRINGE IPL"

by deeveeesss February 19, 2023

crumb king

A person who leaves a trail of food crumbs everywhere they go. Someone who could make soup into crumbs and drop them on the floor/table.

"Have you seen that Matthew guy? He's super cute, but everywhere he goes there is a trail of bread crumbs! What gives?" "Oh, you didn't know? He's the crumb king."

by sannabanana November 7, 2014

The Ramen King

A prophecy once told of a boy named Ethan who would rise from a chicken flavored Ramen noodle packet, and restore peace to this Earth. Some say he could throw a ramen packet farther than the Chemo King himself. Others say he could whip his foes with his extremely long ramen-like hair.

The Ramen King saved us from a galactic space whale, my nibbaz

by B4dg3r January 21, 2017

King Von

A sexy nigga who is not from 63rd and has four plus three, three plus two bodies on his count.

LIL DURK: Aye Von aint you turning 63 today?
KING VON: No

LIL DURK: But aint this yo 63rd birthday?
KING VON: BITCH WE NOT FROM 63RD!!!!
LIL DURK: OK OK CHILL

by Mansnothot69420! November 4, 2022

Bald King

Title of the fabled Asmongold.
This title in particular originated from the tale of his hairline, receding over the years of being affected by excessive raging. Through his actions, peasants eventually started to call their king mad and bald and thus ultimately named him the Bald King. Albeit a receiver of mockery in his years of reign, his subjects always considered him a generous king of heart and less a tyrant king.

Tailor (on the marketplace): I am here before the Bald King arrives.
Enchanter (in the throne room): Bald King, my liege, please take this gold as my humble offering.
Knight (on the battlefield): Bald King Asmongold, I will follow you into any battle.

by Geroolt oof Roovia April 26, 2021