fanny turd

fanny turd aka a baby

" shit that woman just had a fanny turd"

by blondie102 March 27, 2009

fanny washer

Washer of vaginas.

Shut up, your a fanny washer

by ass hatter January 3, 2015

Fanny Fat

female orgasam

She Cum like a good 'un, Fanny fat everywhere

Also Fanny Batter

by Big vern March 19, 2004

fanny balls

a male/female that is not liked.
(could be either gender or both)

you should have seen him at the weekend......what a fannyballs!

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

kabab fanny

A Sausage Wallet. Really long labia.

I pulled down her panties and took a wiff , she had a badly wrapped kabab fanny.

by seabagel February 23, 2008

fanny thief

Similar to a cock stealer (when a woman intends to or has stolen the man that another woman intended to have sexual relations with)

A fanny thief is the male version of this. It is when a man intends to steal a woman away from his buddy who wanted to hook up with her first.

Stealing is thieving, and stealing this woman away would be for the intention of fanny. Hence the appropriate name 'fanny thief'.

Jamie Laing: "dude, you tryna steal my girl kimberley?"
Spencer Matthews: "mate, i just want pancakes"
Jamie Laing: "no pancakes for you fanny thief!"

by fabbityfab September 9, 2012

Fanny Buffer

Someone proclaiming to be straight, but shows multiple signs of being homosexual. Signs include, but are not limited to: Touching of the genitalia, dry humping, proclaiming that other guys are hott (then immediately saying they're not gay), and unusual physical and emotional attachment to the fanny buffer's straight male friends, rather than a spouse or lover. Derived from the words Fanny, regarding the anus loving nature of the Fanny Buffer, and Buffer, regarding the futile attempt to show one is not homosexual, although "all signs point to yes".

Tim: Dude, why does Sage keep touching you inappropriately in the scrotum? I thought he said he was straight?
James: He's a Fanny Buffer. I don't care if he's gay but he'd better come out of the closet soon...He's not fooling anyone.

by Acer Adquireo June 8, 2009