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Douche Bucket

The literal term for someone who is so incredibly full of shit that a single douche nor even a double douche will not do the job. Only a bucket-o-douche will suffice. If you do not know a douche bucket.....then you ARE the douche bucket. Too bad sucka!
Damnit Jeff, shut the fuck up! You are such a fucking douche bucket.
by Chef Ba-dank-a-dank October 30, 2009
mugGet the Douche Bucketmug.

Douche beard

A bushy, shitty-looking beard that is worn by weak men to make themselves look bigger.
Dude bro, your douche beard is coming in! You should probably get some plaid shirts or a tattoo of a blue whale or something before enrolling in culinary school!
by jbirneycrum May 22, 2015
mugGet the Douche beardmug.

Douche Lemming

Someone who acts as a 'sheep' and only partakes in social gatherings or activities if everyone else or specific people also partake in the event. A conformist.
He's not coming, he's being a total Douche Lemming
by Nearchow October 15, 2010
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Douche Baggot

A mix of a douche bag and a faggot.
You are a douche baggot if you don't click thumbs up!
by bighillbilly March 2, 2009
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Tool of a Douche

someone who is a complete tool and whose father is a complete douche.
by B.Gatewood January 28, 2009
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douche and run

Entering a drug store, using a douche off the shelf, in the aisle, and leaving, without paying.
"The prostitutes like to douche and run at the Walgreens on MLK."
by PJSINSANE November 16, 2013
mugGet the douche and runmug.

douch-it-out

When two or more guys do douchy things to eachother over and over. Usually over something dumb that happened a long time ago.
GUY A loses a bet to GUY B and doesn't follow through with his end of the deal. GUY B proceeds to call him an asshole and takes a dump on GUY A's porch. GUY A retaliates by smashing GUY B's window.So on and so forth.

GUY C: "What's going on between them, I thought they were best friends?"

GUY D: "Oh they douch-it-out all the time. But I think it's gonna end soon cuz the big fight is tomorrow and they both got tickets to go.
by Oswaldo Rodriguez November 15, 2009
mugGet the douch-it-outmug.

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