Something someone says as a metaphor, but what they don’t realize is babies wake up crying every 2 hours for food or a diaper change.
Person D (D for dumb): Man I slept like a baby last night
Person C(For common sense): Babies sleeping schedule is very unorganized cluttered and they wake up randomly
(Now that I think about it the saying is kinda tru abt me lmao)
Person C(For common sense): Babies sleeping schedule is very unorganized cluttered and they wake up randomly
(Now that I think about it the saying is kinda tru abt me lmao)
by lex_and_em February 11, 2019
Get the Slept Like a Baby mug.A joke, in which instead of saying something old, like "Have you ever just wanted to kill someone?", you would say something such as "Anyone ever wanted to just take a baby and put red thumb tacts in it's eyeballs so when it looks around it looks like a demon?".
Dead or alive baby jokes example
Idiot-"Have you ever got so angry you wanted to break your xbox?"
Smart Person-"No no no, now it's have you ever wanted to just take out a babies tail bone with your bare hands?"
Idiot-"Have you ever got so angry you wanted to break your xbox?"
Smart Person-"No no no, now it's have you ever wanted to just take out a babies tail bone with your bare hands?"
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I was trying to pay at the cashier window, when this Wheel Barrow Baby behind me said: I ain't wait'n in no damn line no longer. Maybe I'll just not pay for this shit!
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