penis

my favorite thing in the world

person: whats your favorite thing
me: penis

by wow damn rough January 28, 2021

Spiritual Penis Bond

When two or more friends have sex with the same female on separate occasions that is therefore a spiritual penis bond.

John had sex with Ashley.
1 week later Dave had sex with Ashley.
John and Dave have a spiritual penis bond for both having sex with Ashley.

by heresursandwhich August 7, 2021

Penis

Something every matthew hasn't got

Yo, have you seen matt

Oh yeah that dude without a penis?

Yeah thats him

by Josh C 263 February 15, 2022

Penis Latcher

Someone who latches on the penis with their teeth or with a crack that latches on to the penis.

I’m going to latch on to this so hard like how a penis latcher would on the peen.

by kifmaster661789 May 22, 2020

small penis

A guy with a small penis aka a guy named fadi because a small penis is someone with a penis under 3 inches also called the 3 inch wonder.

Woah honey look that guy has such a small penis.

by Ballsman6969696 May 5, 2018

Penis enlargement pills

A gift from a crackhead clown in the fucking storm drain

"You want penis enlargement pills" -pennywise the crackhead

by Jkdeeznuts May 4, 2022

Penis

I lick them

I stick my penis is a blender

by Penislickynickie March 10, 2022