comfort sex

the new codeword for "a hug".
it's especially funny when used on a random who doesn't know what it actually means.

*dan walks along the street, and spots his friend ellie looked a bit downtrodden*
dan: hey ellie! what's up?
ellie: life sucks, everything's fucking up at the moment and i don't know what to do :(
dan: is there anything i can do?
ellie: ...i could do with some comfort sex right about now
dan: aww come here
*they hug*

fin

by slightly off centered December 17, 2007

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sex kick

A teenage girl reaches the age in which she wants to get fucked for like 4 hours straight by a cock 6" or greater.

"Damn Julia, I think I'm in my sex kick, when I see guys I just want to get uber-rammed."

by lionhardt October 9, 2008

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oral sex

sucking a cock until its wrinkles

she gave me oral sex last night and she swallowed

by Anonymous December 6, 2002

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Sex story

Get off the bed and do something productive you meat beating frick.

The only reason why you searched up “sex story” was so you would have something to beat your meat to. Stop. Do something healthy.

by Big Ol' Boy February 15, 2020

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anal sex

extremely painful, but oh so enjoyable, not too hard, not too soft...a lil ky and your good to go! make sure to clean the poop off your pennis when complete

Hey baby, do you wanna bend on over, spread your butt cheeks and do some anal sex??

by missrae June 24, 2009

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