Penis Leaf

The foreskin of a penis; an insult

That man just called a woman a bitch because she wouldn’t sleep with him. He’s such a penis leaf .

by Petite Marvel January 19, 2018

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penis

if you have a penis it is small and you are not a man yet cuse men have dicks if you are a man with a penis your gay :) -ching chon asshat

jade “hey bro you have penis u gay”
tanner “aw thanks bro we can chill in a hot tub”

jade “fuck ya”

*high five*

by ching chong asshat January 12, 2020

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my penis is crying

when you're bladder is so full it feels like you're penis is cryong

I NEED TO PEE SO MUCH PEE AHH MY PENIS IS CRYING

by ballsackmcgee420 May 14, 2025

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Get the my penis is cryingmug.

A part that dangles between a males legs. It has 2 balls. It is used for urinating and in sex. During sex, This part gets stiff from feelings and once stiff, goes into a womans Vagina. (There is a sack in the Vagina designed about 4 inches deep for penises.) Once inside a vagina the balls will produce cum and deposit it out the penis into the vagina and then the womans body will do the rest. (More on Vagina and Sex). A guys penis is normally 3-4 inces long.

I pulled my penis out too early and cummed all over her.

by Ohnowhat is a handle March 14, 2022

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