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baby jesus tears

A shot of the coldest Rumple Minze peppermint schnapps available.

When served at the proper temperature it is what many would imagine the tears of the baby Jesus to taste like.
Q: Shots?

A: I'll take the baby jesus tears please.
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Tennessee Trash Baby

A baby concieved between siblings, usually happens in the south. Most often the result of a Kentucky Turnpike.
See how his eyes are crossed, he must be a Tennessee Trash Baby.
by Datskiffdoe May 1, 2010
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baby bird sex

When a girl gives you a blow job and you pull her head back, throw up in her mouth and proceed to face fuck her until she yacks all over your shit.
Man, I had baby bird sex last night in the bathroom at Dennys, it was awesome!!!!!
by Sam and Chris January 23, 2007
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90's babies

To be BORN in the LATE 90's (98/99) but grow up in the early 2000's.
"People who reprimand kids born in 1998-1999 for saying they're "90's babies" need to take their "late 80's-early 90's" flags they've been waving at us and kindly shove it up their booties.."
by NAVY August 13, 2016
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Drill Baby, Drill

A term used when something someone has wanted passionately blows up in their face. Coined after the BP Oil Spill in which Republicans were forced to choke on their own words.
by pucksock April 10, 2011
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test tube baby

A child who is born in a test tube through the mixing of the mothers egg cells and the fathers sperm cells.
Frank Mongiove is a test tube baby.
by Will Harbaugh March 19, 2004
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Baby Dick Syndrome

A seriously misleading syndrome. A man who seemingly has an extremely small penis will surprise even the sluttiest college girls when they get hard. Don't be disappointed if your guy seems like he has a small one, because he may just surprise you with a anaconda that would put even the most well-endowed porn super-star to shame.
Woman One: "Damn girl, I can't believe you say Tyrone had a big cock. He was so small! I ran out of that room so fast!"

Woman Two: "No, girl! He has Baby Dick Syndrome! He's HUGE when he's hard."

Woman One: "Dammit..."
by DanizzleFoShizzle July 19, 2011
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