sex story

you walk into her room seeing her laying on her bed, she’s naked grabbing her tits moaning and smiling. she sees you and wants you to come over to her “i want you so bad get over here” you run over to her and start touching all over her. she rips your shirt off and unzips your pants, seeing your 9” in front of her she grabs it and starts giving you the best head ever. “aw yes baby just like that that feels so good ughh yesss” you moan, after a few minutes you flip her over and put it in her “OH YESS UGHHH” she screams in delight. after a few minutes of amazing moans and yells she starts saying “ughhh yess im gonna c- “. she couldn’t finish her sentence. they had the best night ever

that was my sex story. enjoy

by anonymousmom January 20, 2022

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Sex Spaghetti

The stringy mucus excretion produced during intimate moments, concentrating around the oral or genital regions.

Pace, your mum has seen so much sex spaghetti during marmite frenzy that she gets turned on by bolognese.

by C September 27, 2007

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aural sex

phone sex

self-explanatory

by Gay Boy Toy July 26, 2003

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Sex Summer

The best thing ever. Based in the summer of 2007.

Dude1: Yo, wanna go to Mardi Gras?

Dude2: Hell no! I'd rather stay here in fucking Sex Summer!

Dude1: Fuck yeah!

by Cruciverbalist June 21, 2007

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coconut sex

When someone shoves a coconut up someone elses vagina.

Jimmy: "Lindsey and I brought the coconut back for some great coconut sex like old times."

by 88/8*9/8 August 26, 2013

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Chin sex

When you put your willy under a bbw's double chin and pork her until you jizzy jazz.

Chin sex:
Guy: Hey you fine fluffy thang, I find your chin chinsatiable, mind if my dong rides your neck all night long?

Sexy bbw: mmmmm yes daddy, do yo thang, I'll just be laying here eating bon bons and tweaking my nippular area.

by TheNotoriousPIG February 17, 2018

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