December 28th National boobie pic day

Make your gf send you a boobie pic on December 28th

Hey baby it's December 28th national boobie pic day

by Josh from school December 27, 2022

National Teach your sons day

National reach your sons day is celebrated on April 24th, instead of national rape day, it’s national teach your sons day

Hey it’s national teach your sons day! Time to remind my son how to respect women

by THaNoS jeevanos April 19, 2021

National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day

Got a girlfriend/boyfriend?

Fuck them on this very special day!

Person 1:Hey dude guess what.

Person 2:What?

Person 1:It's National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day

by gwagwazk October 31, 2022

National Jort Day

National jort day is celebrated on May 20th every year.

“hey what are you wearing to school on May 20th” “im wearing jorts duh it’s national jort day”

by hellloooo69696420jorts May 15, 2024

National Poopoo Caca Week

From the 19th till the 25th it's gonna be national poopoo caca week, which is the week where we all force to shit blood and shit shit.

Person 1: Today is National Poopoo Caca Week, you know what this means right?
Person 2: i know, in fact i'm taking a shit right now as we are texting.

by anynomuyaysaysasasasa April 18, 2021

National sniff your belly button day

January 16th is National Sniff Your belly button day

Today is Jan 16th which is " National Sniff your Belly Button Day" so I sniffed mine and smelled like ketchup and radishes

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj December 30, 2024

October 19.National Friendzone Day

It's the day my friend got friendzoned

I'm sorry. I only like you as a friend. -2 minutes later- *texts friend* SHE FRIENDZONED ME BRUH OH AND TODAY IS October 19.NATIONAL FRIENDZONE DAY TOO

by Person that got friendzoned November 10, 2019