Sex Combat

A wrestler meatheads idea of exciting sex

"You ok youre grabbing your back?"
"Ya um, its Bianca. Purple hair. Wrestling. Shes into something called Sex Combat."
"Whoaaaa. Noo. You need to be careful with that T Zone."
"She punched me in the penis"
"She punched you in the penis? Did it hurt? Was it like a straight, did she jab it was it like a left hook?"
"Idk I was asleep I just woke up in pain"

"Bianca still hitting you up?"
"Ya she wants to choke slam me"
"I'm starting to get worried about your sex wrestling T bag"
"Ya me too. The Boston crab isn't nearly as fun as it sounds!"
(No Tomorrow)

by Lexthegreat March 1, 2017

Sex shakes

Withdrawal of sexual intimacy

I have been diagnosed with the sex shakes. My girlfriend is on her period, so I'm slowly developing the sex shakes!

by Webby April 19, 2017

Sex Opossum

Its when you pretend to fall asleep to get someone to hurry up or to avoid sex altogether.

This guy's cast stank so bad. So, I pretended to fall asleep to get him to stop or just finish up just like a Sex Opossum.

by Kudzu007 July 1, 2011

Pure Sex

This describes something that is cool. Sometimes preceeded by "teh".

Oh my god, that ferrari is teh pure sex!

by Deano 177 February 19, 2009

NSA sex

A fetish act where you have phone sex and get off on the US National Security Agency listening in.

"Sarah and I had some NSA sex last night. We could hear some clicking on the line".

by dtimekeeper August 10, 2017

Sex Turd

A frozen terd used for sex. Also see Pirate Dildo.

After T Unit got done playing their show, they all fucked each other with Sex Turds.

by Supa' Dub T June 26, 2008

twilight sex

is when a girl watches the popular twilight movies and then full of hormones and giddy from her vampire/wolf fantasies pounces on someone and procedes to initiate intercourse.

my girl was so horny after twilight she mounted me and i totally got some twilight sex.

by thebluevendetta November 24, 2009