Head over heels

When someone has gone all out to look slutty in them heels, but they are attractively drawn for their head. Fallen head over heels on the first date.

Debbie was dressed up to the nines in her skimpy red dress and stilettos hoping to attract a mate.
Bobby: you look lovely, but I have fallen head over heels instead.

Debbie: you prefer my mind than body?
Bobby: I always like to get inside someones mind first, before getting inside their body!
Debbie: Mines a double VaT.
Bobby: See? Intelligent you are.

by Long Johns July 4, 2017

Kung Fu Head

When a hot ass girl takes on a big meat and gives the best head imaginable, as in doing kung fu.

Lauren gave Kung Fu Head to the new african exchange student.

by Stick em hard October 16, 2008

red headed stranger

1)The act of sitting on both hands until they are numb and masturbating with one hand while you are slapping yourself in the face with the other. This act simulates being beaten like a red headed step child and getting jerked off at the same time. 2)Can also be referred as the Willie Nelson.

1)I was so sad and lonely last night i give myself a red headed stranger.
2)Since Mary broke up with me I've been giving myself Willie Nelsons for the past 2 weeks.

by Danimal107 March 13, 2008

Shaking Head

When a guy shakes his head while eating a girl out. For some reason guys think that girls like this. It's really kind of annoying. And if he hasn't shaved like five minutes before it kind of hurts.

Matt was Shaking Head while eating me out last night. Now that whole area is raw.

by dannieisawesome October 24, 2009

off his head

Pissed as a mofo and on his fucken arse

Tommo: Look at ribbs he is off his head
Ben: Hahahahahaha yeahh

by Darren Thomson April 28, 2005

Urban Dic-head

An editor of the Urban Dictionary who refuses, for whatever reasons real or imagined, to post your definition of a word; thereby denying you the momentary thrill of validation you would otherwise receive.

"Hey have they posted your definition of 'Gutter Folk' yet?"
"No, it got held up in committee by a bunch of Urban Dic-heads."

by Gypsy Crow February 4, 2010

Purple Headed Stallion

refers to tha enormously ferocious cock LBC has.

girl 1: damn girl, u look tore up.
girl 2: thats cuz LBC's purple-headed stallion ran a massacre up on me.
LBC: damn right girl, and i'll pound your friend too!!!

by Joe, dont be hatin homez, lol January 5, 2004