National Fuck-Wad day

a day to remeber whos a fuckwad in your life or no longer part of your life. april 29th.

oh god i just saw taylor, not suprised he's out on national fuck-wad day.

by 14werewolfcocks April 29, 2022

bates nation

When you have been taught by the great teacher Master Bates

“Yo dude, are you a member of the Bates Nation??”

“Yeah boi, I’m a big fan of the Master Bates.”

“Badass.”

by Bates Nationalism November 3, 2017

national bitchboy day

national bitchboy day is on the 30th of October

hell yeah its national bitchboy day

by meowzer rawr October 17, 2021

National Thot Day

14 May is celebrated as the National Thot Day in the U.K.

People are allowed to post and expose thots they've encountered during their raves.

Jake - Hey bro, when's the national thot day? I wanna expose some tings!
Rian - It's Next week, on the 14th haha! Cant wait!

by hahahabitchassnigga June 5, 2018

National phone sex day

i’m jus horny

masturbate on the phone

National phone sex day

by lil looks January 21, 2024

National Show Your Titties Day

July 19th is the day you show your titties to someone you're comfortable with.

Person 1: Happy National Show Your Titties Day!
Person 2: Awww thank you
*Shows titties to Person 1*

by shamseddine July 19, 2021

National Freaky Day

𝙽𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝟸𝟹, 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟶 -𝙱𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚢, 𝚍𝚘 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 .. 𝚃𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚢.. 𝙶𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚗 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍..

There was this girl named genn and she would tell her friends that she would be horny but then she would be freaky with her friends .. she would kiss them on there lips and even have sex with them . But it didn’t mean anything . They were just having fun . Gen said “ today is national freaky day “ so be as freaky as you want.

by LED Lights November 23, 2020