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High Speed White Wash

A group of men in a panel van who ejaculate on a unsuspecting bystander. Similar to a drive but with cum.
Grab the boys, we’re pulling a High Speed White Wash
by BigLeatherDaddy May 26, 2023
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White Man's Insurance Policy

White Man's Insurance Policy

The 'White Man's Insurance Policy' is a general principal that posits the ability of a white man, after an exhaustive but failed search for love among white women, to gain the courtship of an Asian woman who is usually younger and better looking, with relative ease. The policy has brought joy to the lives of even the most hideous and rejected men among the white population and angst among male Asian populations.
Dude, I flew to Japan last month and exercised my white man's insurance policy; landed more women than I could count.
by don_juan_7165 May 20, 2019
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Stuff White People Like

A blog (and book) written by fellow white person Christian Lander about things that white people (hipsters) enjoy. The blog discusses everything from expensive sandwiches to gentrification to the Toyota Prius.
Stuff White People Like is hilarious and true.
by WhySoCereal? August 17, 2008
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tall skinny white dude

A tall skinny white dude is someone who meets that description. Men of this body type will often be hung so long, it is comparable to an average black dick.
That tall skinny white dude over there was uncut and reached so far, I can’t walk straight today.
by Cindersmrf July 16, 2018
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Red, White & Blue

When a woman eats two lollypops, one red and one blue, gives a man a blowjob so his penis turns red and blue, and when he ejaculates the woman salutes the penis, mimicking saluting the American Flag
It was the 4th of July and I didn't do anything patriotic, so I decided to have my bitch give me the ole Red, White & Blue
by JPag111 July 16, 2008
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uncut white russian

a white russian with all vodka an nuttin else.
I worked 12 hours the last three days. I got home an fixed meself a uncut white russian with a splash a Bailey's.
by CapnCrouton May 27, 2004
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White Trash Stock Market

The act of trading in any collectible that is graded, vacuum sealed in a lucite case or comes with a Certificate of Authenticity. i.e. Sports cards, comic books, toys, NASCAR commemorative plates, Civil War themed Chess sets, Beanie Babies, anything with the words "Star" and "Wars"...
The value of these items can rise and fall on a whim, but in the end they have no true value, despite what your monthly Beckett or Wizard guides may lead you to believe.
Dow sets all-time high; Blue-chip indicator manages highest close ever, taking out a 6-1/2-year-old record; falling oil is the catalyst; and good news for those holding Tickle Me Elmos in the White Trash Stock Market sector.
by Munkerson November 17, 2006
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