national post ur bsf day

july 5th ~ national post a good picture of ur bsf dayyy

1: “hey chicken butt,yk what td is??”
2: “uhh no sweet cheeks, what is it?”
1: “ NATIONAL POST UR BSF DAY”

by monkeyrive July 4, 2024

National Fuck Your Wife Day

May 9th is National Fuck Your Wife Day.

Go on and fuck your wife

Yo dude its National Fuck Your Wife Day!

by Jason.. May 9, 2022

National beat the beaner captains ass day

Beat the shit out of the Mexican team captain on your wrestling team

Hey did you hear what day it is?
Yeah it’s national beat the beaner captains day!
National beat the beaner captains ass day is a national holiday where you beat him up

by Toesforthebros February 2, 2021

National Booty pic Day

celebrated on the 5th of September it is a day where the person that tells you its national booty day gets 1 booty pic

Boy: “hey trish its national booty pic day”

girl: “oh alright fine”

by big batty bunda September 5, 2022

National suck dick day

When you ask for a girl to suck your dick

Boy: what day is it tmr
Girl: dec 14
Boy: no its national suck dick day

by Angle guamen December 8, 2019

National Sex Day

May 13th. This is the day you have to loose your virginity on while you’re sleeping over at your s/o’s house or cottage.

Liam: “Uhm Abby, check the date.”

Abby: “OMFG ITS NATIONAL SEX DAY!!! You already know what Katelyn and Ethan are doing later 😉”

by abbabobabba69 May 14, 2022

National Titty Pic Month

When asked every girl MUST send titty pics to whoever asked

Guy: Can you send me a titty pic it’s October

Girl: YA OFC ITS NATIONAL TITTY PIC MONTH

by tittyapreatiater69420 October 9, 2022