butt ass tired

Beyond all levels of tiredness. The most extreme level of being tired.

Crystal, I am so butt ass tired that I could pass out right now.

I am too butt ass tired to be able to fall asleep.

by Brettwads December 24, 2020

butt crack of anus

Like the butt crack of Dawn, but more literal.

Dawn doesn’t have a butt crack, but an anus does

My damn alarm woke me up at the butt crack of anus

by bsudaho February 26, 2022

Butt Antlers or "Bantlers"

Butt antlers (abbreviated as "Bantlers"). Antler- or wing-shaped tattoo on the lower back or upper butt of a person.

She got a new tattoo that looks like antlers on her back and upper butt. So she got Butt Antlers or "Bantlers" now

by banana republic revolution September 6, 2020

Bermingham Butt Simulator

filling two sandwich sized zip-lock baggies with warm water, dipping them in olive oil, putting them together at the seams, and promptly engaging them in intercourse.

i was tired of giving that hoe a cosby sweater, so i told her to take the left over sandwich bags, and make me a god damn Bermingham Butt Simulator.

by tiittiesn'buttcheeks July 8, 2012

Senor Chicken Butt

A old chickens rear

"Hey! guess what?" "What?" "Senor Chicken Butt!!!"

by StitchHoffman September 21, 2023

Butt hair harmony

the symphony of butt hairs when releasing a massive fart.

"my butt hair harmony is on a different level if you know what I mean."

by fartbootypenis April 28, 2021

peanut butt air

When somebody eats so many peanuts that it causes them to fart

Hide the peanuts real quick. Last time he ate so many he had a bad case of peanut butt air

by Lyricalroger August 31, 2014