by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017
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It's a fictional hat in the song "Sex Turban" created by Smosh (YouTubers Ian and Anthony) The hat is said to magically make you desirably when wearing it and it shows Ian and Anthony wearing the turbans surrounded by lusty women. It's purely comedic. Apparently you can't take it off or you'll die and it raises people from the dead. The funny part was that Anthony had to go to his great aunts funeral the next day. And you can imagine what his great aunt tried to do once she was undead.
It's a fictional hat in the song "Sex Turban" created by Smosh (YouTubers Ian and Anthony) The hat is said to magically make you desirably when wearing it and it shows Ian and Anthony wearing the turbans surrounded by lusty women. It's purely comedic. Apparently you can't take it off or you'll die and it raises people from the dead. The funny part was that Anthony had to go to his great aunts funeral the next day. And you can imagine what his great aunt tried to do once she was undead.
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as well the outer flap of the vagina being covered in sesame seeds the man will proceed to have sex forcing the woman to eat the leftovers on his penis
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Get the Sex Toaster mug.I was in the car with my friend Mae. Our families were friends and we were all going to a restaurant for Maes dads birthday. Mae and i were in the seat in the way back, alone. We were watching what was put on, Cars 3. I had told Mae long ago that i was a lesbian, and Mae always made an effort to not seem gay. But tonight was different.
Mae was holding me in her arms, i had half my body laying on her. Her arms were around my waist. I was wearing a sheer green top with a wide neck, and tight bell bottoms, while mae was wearing a crop top and baggy jeans. Mae had a perfect ass and triple d tits. I could feel one of her boobs as i pressed up from infront.
The whole ride, Mae had been breathing down my neck, touching me sensually all over my neck collarbone and jaw. She softly kissed my hand and fingers and even my neck. I was feeling strangely aroused by this. Eventually the car came to a stop as everyone got out, telling us theyre going shopping and theyll be back in an hour.
We have an hour, said Mae, smirking. She bit her lip and held me closer as we continued watching the movie.
Soon enough i could feel myself gettinh slightly wet. Mae started properly touching my neck and shoulders, kissing my neck. But not hard enough and i found myself wanting more. I spent my time ignoring her and focusing on the movie, while she kissed my neck. She kissed my hand, and to my surprise, sucks on a finger.
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Mae was holding me in her arms, i had half my body laying on her. Her arms were around my waist. I was wearing a sheer green top with a wide neck, and tight bell bottoms, while mae was wearing a crop top and baggy jeans. Mae had a perfect ass and triple d tits. I could feel one of her boobs as i pressed up from infront.
The whole ride, Mae had been breathing down my neck, touching me sensually all over my neck collarbone and jaw. She softly kissed my hand and fingers and even my neck. I was feeling strangely aroused by this. Eventually the car came to a stop as everyone got out, telling us theyre going shopping and theyll be back in an hour.
We have an hour, said Mae, smirking. She bit her lip and held me closer as we continued watching the movie.
Soon enough i could feel myself gettinh slightly wet. Mae started properly touching my neck and shoulders, kissing my neck. But not hard enough and i found myself wanting more. I spent my time ignoring her and focusing on the movie, while she kissed my neck. She kissed my hand, and to my surprise, sucks on a finger.
Part 2 coming
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