Jack Nocella is a white kid that legit looks like an INDIAN! I mean boi! he gets no girls and is extremely poor and has to live with other friends!
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A racist, sexist and homophobic 12th grader who thinks he's a god but he actually isn't. Got knocked out in one punch in a fight one time. Loves talking to random girls and has bad grammar. Says dumbass things. He thinks he has a gang but people only feel sorry for him. He has the skin color of clam chowder.
by mr1000 March 12, 2019
Get the Jack Fraud mug.The most perfect kid, probably a soccer goalie, he will make it into algebra 1 in 7th grade, he is a straight A student, he takes French class. He sits next to the stupid kid in that class. He’s amazing, and he will grow up to be an Engineer.
Jack: The Living Calculator.
by REINCARNATEPEEP November 5, 2019
Get the Jack mug.A Jack (Or know by his friends as Jaquavion) enjoys the casual fratboi whiteclaw, Jack's top of his head looks like a distorted brown genetical error. Jack Horowitz is the biggest fratboi wannabe in ELA class Jack tends to write and ramble about his ambitions to become one. Jack also the biggest car fiend and cannot stop obsessing over his grandpa's 1776 Declaration of Independence Limited Edition Corvette.
by Vadan Evneil February 9, 2022
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