Shane Stone

Shane Stone is the biggest wander alive. Shane is a real estate agent who lies about termite and water issues to sell his houses. To identify a Shane Stone they will typically gel up their hair, wear aviators and drive a 90’s to early 2000’s BMW.

Don’t trust Shane Stone

Shane Stone: oh yeh this house is awesome, it backs onto national park and I wouldn’t be surprised if water was flooding out of the spring. I got a damage inspection and there’s absolutely no problem, this area is known for termites but the house is termite free.

House: no water, spring is dried up. 50 - 60 bats living in the walls, backs onto private property. Riddled with termites and has a 3cm layer of bugs covering the ground.

Shane: oh the house wasn’t like that when I was there but it’s too late now you already bought it, but here’s a free plant for your troubles.

Plant: dies due to dehydration.

by Local Street Ranga April 8, 2020

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shane coles

He's IRREPLACEABLE, a collectable, just like FINE CHINA!! 💙💙💙

You know you've got it ALL when you have Shane Coles.

by Yours forever, K March 1, 2018

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Shane Long

Shane Long is Southampton FC's best ever player. He doesn't need to score to be good

Chetan: Who is the best player of all time apart from me in goal of course?

Raihan: Shane Long, he's way better than Penaldo.

by Gabbob11 May 24, 2022

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Shane

A tall, handsome man with distinct features. He is intelligent and hard working. He is looking for his Queen and when he finds her he will take the two of them to erotic and passionate places together. The two of them will grow together intimately and help one another find their inner sexual pleasure points. He has a cool calmness about him in everyday life but in bed he is a Stallion. He adores his Queen and caters to her needs.

Shane passionately kissed her on the mouth while she shoved her tongue in his mouth his dick began to throb.

by Stiffy_theStifone May 4, 2022

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