sime sandwich

A very special three-some involving two females (preferably related) and a male that involves, but is not limited to, the male being sandwiched by the two chicks with his dick in one girl's ass while the other has a strap-on and is doing him the ass at the same time.

1.
Jon: So, how was Nicki and her cousin last night?
Simon: It was great after I got the two of them in bed. They were down with the sime sandwich, extra pickle and mayo.
Jon: YEEEEEEAHHHHHH!!!

2.
Simon: How bad do you want to be in a sime sandwich?
Jon: I want to so bad! So bad!

by Cap'n Snatch April 8, 2008

nothing sandwich

Two pieces of bread with nothing between them.

Ah, I could really go for a nothing sandwich right now!

by ihatetuna December 5, 2018

suck sandwich

suck sandwich: noun something unpleasant that you have to eat even though you would rather not

That algebra class is a suck sandwich, and everyone in there is taking a bite.

by Kahuna77 January 23, 2016

Sandwich Shot

when a sub is turned into a deadly weapon by being thrown at the trashcan by a drunk person.

Drunk Person:"Oh shit!"
Munchie:"What the fuck was that?"
ChipZ:"A sandwich Shot man, calmdown."

by ChipZNMunchMunch March 14, 2009

poop sandwich

The term "poop sandwch" was taken from the line made famous by Kevin Burrows in the late 1970's. The term refers to a life filled with hard times.

Kevin Said, "Life is a poop sandwich and every day is another bite."

by Fellow Shrew May 12, 2008

masturbate sandwich

When a girl kneels between two guys, and jerks both of them off at the same time. Unto her face.

"Julia loves to make masturbate sandwiches."

by Dodo and Wipe October 19, 2006

invisible sandwich

A picture or image of a person or animal with their hands raised toward their face (sometimes with their mouth open) and their fingers open and grasping the air.

Pic Caption: Invisible Sandwich!

by Llama Llama Duck November 30, 2006