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croch spiders

The pubic hairs that stick out of your bathing suit.
Amelia! I can see some croch spiders sticking out!
by <:3)~ MOUSE January 7, 2017
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Spider-Manning

When you nut on your hand and slap a girls ass or any other part of her body so the cum resembles a web
Man I really did love Spider-Manning my mom last night she was sooo mad but she couldn’t see
by stinkyYOSHI6336 March 18, 2019
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Spider Sweep

the process of searching one's bedroom or general sleeping area for arachnids due to an excessive amount of paranoia. A successful spider sweep results in the death of all arachnids within a ten foot radius of one's sleeping apparatus.
I did a spider sweep last night and killed seven spiders!
by Mojojoejoe July 7, 2011
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Spider Drive

Replaces your sex drive with your addiction to Spider-Man
Instead of masturbation like everyone else, im going to be Spider-Man, don't blame me it's my Spider Drive
by Spider-Verse King October 29, 2019
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Spider Ninja

The literal physical embodiment of "skill issues"
Friend 1: BROOO WHY IS THIS SO HARD?
Friend 2: Ok,Spider Ninja
by Blek02 June 17, 2022
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Spider Solitaire

The object of Spider Solitaire is to remove all of the cards from the ten stacks at the top of the window in the fewest number of moves.
This is what happens when they run out of ideas for new games.

They add an insects name to the start and change a few things.

Before:
Solitaire

After:
Spider Solitaire
by pseudonym... what a word.... December 6, 2017
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Spider-Manned

When you cum in the ass and after you pull out they blow fart the cum back on you sticking to whatever it lands on first.
My girl let me fuck her in the ass and she spider-manned my face.
by Mind Ninja 14 August 4, 2020
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