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breakfast metal

A genre of metal music reminiscent of doom and sludge, often times improvised and recorded on first take. Breakfast metal bands usually have multiple vocalists and often times the musicians will change instruments from song to song. this genre was pioneered by Anal Whispersss in Columbus, OH in a basement near the Ohio State University campus.
I really wish there were more breakfast metal bands as good as Anal Whispersss.
by Blöödermilk Pancakes September 20, 2010
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Metal detector

When you have your dick in a girl and she is upside down you move her left or right so then you thrust so she moans then move her left or right then thrust once again so she moans like a metal detector beaps.
Yo I metal detectored James Charles.
by Biggest shlong ever August 4, 2021
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Jizz metal

An all-encompassing term for any boundary-crossing orgasmically good song or band. Used instead of the annoying practice of genre hairsplitting.
Bob- Cynic is fucking sick. What kind of band are they?
Jim- Jizz metal, don't worry about it.
by bb+af May 2, 2011
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Heavy Metal

A song by Judas Priest, one of the pioneers of heavy metal.
by yeah July 13, 2003
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Metal Balls.

When a male's are too firm, hard, and boner-like. Causing them to emerge from the given clothing area at that time. making them seem metal, or steel like.
aah, fuck. metal balls, man. metal balls.
by nigg nigg cletis fupa. July 6, 2011
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Metal Elitist

Someone who's an asshole about being a Metal head, putting down others for liking other genres or some types of Metal

Just don't be a dick about listening to Metal
Dude, Dave is such a metal Elitist. He yelled at some dude just listening to Nu Metal
by THE W1TCH DOCTOR June 9, 2021
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olde metal

1: As opposed to nu metal, any heavy metal music from the time peroiod of metal's beginnings, to the beginning of the nu metal trend.

2: Heavy metal music of any time period that is true to the early metal styles.
Fans of olde metal may prefer Black Sabbath or Iron Maiden rather than Limp Bizkit or Linkin Park.
by DoublePlusGood November 26, 2006
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