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make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here

a term used to excuse yourself out of a conversation
hey i hate to leave but i gotta make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here.

k see ya
by ¢R@Z¥ L3&$ December 27, 2009
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Hockey Lindsay

A Hockey Lindsay is a Canadian term for a prepubescent boy who plays sports like a girl, and often stares a bit too long at others private parts in the change room.
"That dude is such a Hockey Lindsay. He just scored an own-goal, and then followed me into the shower after the game and kept staring at my junk."
by Sage of the North October 13, 2023
mugGet the Hockey Lindsaymug.

Turf hockey

Turf hockey is one of the most physical demanded sports on the body. It helps you become stronger, fitter, quicker and have stronger reflexes. Hockey is one of the most skill-based sports out there, as using a stick to move the ball around needs a high level of coordination — especially since you’re constantly on the move. Whoever plays turf hockey is a very strong fast and powerful person.
People who play turf hockey are very powerful
by Rednight July 11, 2020
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hockey puck penis

a penis that is round like a hockey puck and is similar to a chode but way fatter and green.
"Woah! Kai has a hockey puck penis!"
by Glizzyglobber March 20, 2023
mugGet the hockey puck penismug.

Keegan Hockey

So imma level with you, it’s bad, really, really bad. He’s a 14 y/o dipshit canadian that plays xbox and likes to annoy the shit out of his peers for his own entertainment. One of his favorite pastimes is Dick and ball.
by Yung Cheese July 2, 2019
mugGet the Keegan Hockeymug.

indoor field hockey

A fast paced game that comes from the original game, outdoor field hockey that originated in 1908. The sport of indoor field hockey is usually played on a court the size of a handball court but it has walls to bounce the ball off of. In this sport you may not lift your stick high or hit the ball. You can only push the ball and deflect it. You cannot lift off the ground unless you are taking a shot in the circle. There is a lot more bending and going down low because that's the way the girls who play stop the ball.
Mike: Dude are you going to Grace's indoor field hockey game?
Jeff: Why would I want to go??
Mike: All the girls bend over the whole game!!
Jeff: Sweet let's go
by Fhockey January 12, 2017
mugGet the indoor field hockeymug.

Hockey

Mama I gotta go to the bathroom because I gotta hockey!
by Beety August 28, 2021
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