Florida 

1. Also known as the Sunshine State (despite tons of rain and flooding), the Crappiest State in the U.S., which suffers massive tourism, snowbirds who can't drive, college students who can't drive, and inconsiderate people who are just waiting to say hello to you and stab you in the back.

2. The State of Misery.

3. Anything that is the subject of one's disapproval, hatred or misery.

4. A state where people don't know the difference between Bush and Gore.

1. My grandparents are going to Florida to vacation the next six weeks.

2. Man... I hate this shit. This place is so... Florida.

3. (Someone pulls out in front of you in the road.) Hey... that bastard mothafucka just pulled a Florida on me!

4. I didn't know what to vote, so I voted Florida (I don't know, I think it was Gore... he's the Republican, right?)

Florida by Minstelae - a disgusted former Floridian July 1, 2003

University of South Florida 

A third tier institution in Tampax, Florida known for their ridiculously lax admissions standards. They are the third largest "university" in the state of Florida behind UF and UCF. They recently experienced their best football season ever but even that won't attract quality students, as they rank last in the state in number of Merit Scholars. They pride themselves on being the only commuter school in the country with a ranked football team. Recently, administrators at the school announced they would not be able to construct housing for students because of the strong community support for the existing pawn shops and liquor stores that surround the campus. The current money mismanagement crisis at the school has caused students to question the number of luxurious pieces of furniture in the president's office, which include a miniature model of an on-campus football stadium with a plaque reading "Someday..." attached.

Ray Ray: "Dude! Did you get into the Tulsa Welding School?"
Tay Tay: "Nah man. They too selectionative.!"
Ray Ray: "Oh man. That's straight up whack!"
Tay Tay: "It's ok. I just got a football scholarship to the University of South Florida."

University of South Florida by Ray Ray the Jay September 26, 2008

Florida Smile 

Asscrack of a girl wearing a thong (a la the beaches of Florida) or nothing at all...

Not to be confused with vertical smile!

That gal in the thong has the nicest Florida smile I've ever seen in Key West.

Florida Smile by Florida Mark January 16, 2008

florida snow 

That is an example of an oxymoron.

Florida snow doesn't exist because it never snows in Florida.

florida snow by Clinker May 24, 2008

Florida 

Ghetto, gutter, grimey, etc.

"Munk kicked in the door and stuck them 3 kids up and even pistol-whipped one and broke his nose. He made off with all their goods too. Man that shit was Florida."

Florida by Anonymous man September 3, 2005

University of Florida 

An unreal heaven on earth where frat boys set the laws of the land and sorority girls are beautiful blonde southern bells. Oh yea, independents are pussies...

"Wow, he goes to UF, I wish I was him"
"It's great to be a Florida Gator!!"

University of Florida by SigEp, SAE, Sigma Chi, Theta Chi, Phi Delt, ATO= only good frats December 7, 2004

Florida State University 

This is the global capital for UF rejects, it is home to the most down syndrome male students, along side smashable, 10/10 females. 99% of its graduates end up working at Petco and/or Chick-Fil A for the entirety of their lives. Also home to the Seminoles, and world-renowned rapist, Jameis Winston.

Johnny is a retard that is failing every subject, therefore, Johnny will attend THE Florida State University and cry himself to sleep everyday.

Florida State University by ThePenetratorAKANicoleGavarrhe October 6, 2016