father

It is only the male that has contributed to the realization of one or more pregnancies through his genetic material.

My father is a good person.

by Yornol April 6, 2023

Father

A human, male figure that 99% of the time innocently walks away from their wife (human, woman figure) and their child (sometimes they have one) and tells them "I'll be quick I'm just getting some milk"

Kid : Mommy, where's Father?
Mother : He left u LOL!

by YourDadLeftU November 28, 2023

father is fathering

mother is mothering but it's a guy.

person 1: what do you think about Ruston Kelly's new album?
person 2: i'm listening to it right now, father is fathering!!

by thethreefourzeroseven June 16, 2023

father

something apparently a lot of you don’t have

guy: yea my father is great
other guy: oh yea mine went to go get milk a while ago

by Mochi Fox July 2, 2023

father

something you'll never have

"My father left me when I was 8 years old and I continue to suffer in continuous pain"

by ma|rrrrr June 12, 2023

your father

he ran away

james: who is your father?
me: I don't know, he ran away

by willyl0ver July 30, 2022

Father Tally

Also goes by the name Daddy tally or Metallica4ever. The father of the DI-32 immigrants coming to DI-17. Also the funder of the Sweden meetup.

Father Tally has cleansed us from our sins.

by ailuriidae June 16, 2021