A person with homosexual syndrome , who gets no females who loves meat riding Spider-Man, and sucks hella meat has Elijah Beltzer syndrome
by Dr.Richard Pryor December 31, 2023
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by Frijolero704 November 12, 2020
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by anonymous November 13, 2021
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Get the elijah baconmug. Elijahs are super sexy gentlemen. They usually have brown hair and brown eyes and love girls with brown eyes and brown hair. Elijahs love girls who are funny, kind, sympathetic, quirky, and not afraid to try different things.
by yeetusdeletusthisfetus November 1, 2019
Get the Elijahmug. the most beautiful, smart, heartfelt, and caring girl in the world but will constantly deny it. shes very athletic and most likely better than you at anything you thought you were good at. she’s shy at first but ends up being very outgoing and lovable once you get to know her. she has the most beautiful smile in the world to match those rosy cheeks when she blushes. has some anger issues but most of it ends up being because she’s trying to protect her, her friends, or her bf. she can get a little jealous but thats only because she doesn’t want to lose who she has. which is pointless because the way her personality shines likes a star makes her significant other already wrapped around her finger and in love. she’ll put a lock on your heart that’s unbreakable and wont ever unlock it but you won’t mind that feeling, in fact it’ll make you wanna put a lock on that lock so she can’t get it off. you’ll fall in love with everything about her, her laugh, her smile, her personality, hell even her sneezes. the perfect person to love you unconditionally and be the best wife on the face of the earth. overall just one of the best girls in the world and once you see that, you’ll never forget it.
“can you believe they let a girl on the football team? especially as our quarterback!”
“ya thats Elijah, shes got a better arm than any of us. I don’t blame them.”
“ya thats Elijah, shes got a better arm than any of us. I don’t blame them.”
by Spyro1k November 10, 2021
Get the Elijahmug.