If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYANDZ NOW YOU KNOW YOUR ABC'S NEXT TIME WONT YOU SING WITH MEE

ITS THE FUCKING ALPHABET. YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYANDZ NOW YOU KNOW YOUR ABC'S NEXT TIME WONT YOU SING WITH MEE

by Jeaf January 29, 2025

I know you fucking lying

(Ikyfl) Its a saying that kinda means that what you just said is so crazy that it might as well be a lie

Him-Lol that was the girl that broke up with me
Friend- I know you fucking lying

by ifyou November 20, 2021

Did you know you can combine gunpowder to make ammo?

A response to somebody back seating and telling you to do something that is completely obvious.

"Hey shoot that guy! He drops loot"
"Really? Did you know you can combine gunpowder to make ammo?"

by TheCallMe January 24, 2022

you know ameenah

this is another dick joke

you know ameenah ? ameenah dick

by chadthe3rd June 3, 2024

If you know what i meme

Oral reference to a meme -

when you are actually out there in the real world but still stuck on memes.

"the feels man, if you know what i meme"

by zwrd September 15, 2017

as far as you know

Typically, a smart ass answer to the simplest of questions.

Waitress - “is everything okay for you?”
Smart ass -“as far as you know”
The smart ass then chuckles at his own smartassery, leaving the waitress confused as she walks away

by KimberLynn CoMo November 17, 2021