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Rail the owner week

Everyone gets to fuck the owner for an entire week from October 13th to October 20th
Ah damn its rail the owner week time
by Dinglechalk2 October 10, 2022
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two tesla weeks

A period of time, much longer than actual two weeks, when one expects a promised action on behalf of tesla such as a software release or a completed service of their car and yet finds out that further time and or action may be needed.

The origin is likely from the movie "Total Recall"
When is Autopilot coming out? In two tesla weeks.
by LOS-AOS March 30, 2017
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National Couples Week

From November 3rd to November 10th Is National Couples Week! Make sure you cuff them girls quick!
National Couples Week is coming up so get yourself a girl quick!
by Pseudo Cracker November 2, 2019
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Brazilian No Furry Week

In Brazil, you cannot be a furry from the 23th to the 29th of november.
He can't be a furry this week, it's Brazilian No Furry Week.
by jajajajjajajajajajajjagasgdhth November 24, 2020
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First week workout

A feeling of superiority over all other peers simply, because the person who just started working out feels like they did a great achievement.
Lion: Dude, get the duck outta my way I'm about to roid rage your candy ass!

Mouse: Bitch, you can't even lift 135 on the bench so open up yo mouth and suckle on this potatoe sack.

Lion: I CAN life 135 and you don't know what I do, i stay at the gym for hours at end!

Mouse: W.e. pussy, your still just first week workout bitch
by Cybrus16 April 6, 2011
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Football Twitter This Week

Basically a stolen series where a virgin talks about other Virgins on the football section of a bird app. Abbreviation is FTTW
FTTW is the best series on twitter. UTD trey is being clowned in Football Twitter This week
by FTTW innit October 2, 2021
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The two week rule

When someone makes out with someone for more than 3 times in different occasions, the person must wait 2 weeks to make out with a different person to respect the other person's feelings.
I want to hook up with Josh tonight but I have to respect the two week rule so I do not hurt his best friend feelings
by anonymousjack July 4, 2016
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