polish shower

When a man pisses into the wind.

Man, on that road trip last week we were in the middle of nowhere so I pulled over to take a leak and accidently gave myself a polish shower.

by kmike566 January 6, 2008

french polishing

Fellating someone while wearing bright red lipstick.

My dick is red from the french polishing I got.

by Etymologist July 31, 2006

Polish Oven

When a females head is in the lap of a males, and the male farts and pulls a blanket over the females head or when a male and a female are in bed, and the male farts and pulls the covers of the females head

Danny put ashley in the polish oven last night after a bean filled dinner.

by Afrothug March 8, 2004

apple polisher

Someone who takes your idea and makes them seem like theirs without giving you credit for the creation of the idea.

At work, watch out for apple polishers.

by natebaby January 5, 2008

polish mustache

Basically, after your bitch or lady friend comes back top side after tossing your salad, she exhibits a brown ring on her top lip.

"I know I didn't wipe too good so this bitch is definitely coming up with a polish mustache in full effect."

by Joecefius March 3, 2008

Is the Pope Polish?

Back in the day, before there had been a Polish Pope, back when no one thought there would ever be anything other than an Italian Pope, people used to say this ironically, that is, as a way to say "no way, not in a thousand years!"

Now it can be used to indicate something that was thought to be improbable but that actually happened.

Another old one was "does a wild bear shit in the woods?" which led to "Does the Pope shit in the woods"

ORIGINAL USAGE:
Do you think we'll get a good raise this year?

Is the Pope Polish?

ALTERNATE NEW USAGE:
Do you think Obama will try to run for President in 2016?

Is the Pope Polish?

by Danger from Richmond March 20, 2013

polish meatball

Spreading someone's asshole like a pollack and a shoving cock inside.

Sully gave dave the old polish meatball.

by gudo20 March 12, 2010