Pie wrappering

Using a pie wrapper to masturbate into while driving

Did you hear about that Auckland grammar teacher Simon Toon? He was caught pie wrappering by a student.

by BMurderface July 17, 2015

A Pie Crust

Someone that is fun to hang out with but always is flaking when you are trying to hang out. It is often someone that is short.

Damn Madi is such a pie crust, she said she had to take a bath and take a nap instead of hanging out.

by Party Wolf February 6, 2019

vom pie

A huge, 3000 calorie pork pie with an egg in the middle. Actually called a 'vom pie' the irony being that you may indeed 'vom' after eating one.

"I'm gonna buy a vom pie today"
"I'm going to take the vom pie challenge"
"I had a heart attack after eating a vom pie"

by Do September 13, 2003

humble pie

to eat humble pie is to apologize and/or face humiliation. originated from the dish "umbles pie" which peasants ate in medieval times (umbles are the innards of deer/cow/boar/whatever else was lying around)

Donald: I'm sorry... I didn't realize...
Maria: Eat humble pie dickface.

by brettruby December 29, 2008

Monkey Pie

A woman's genitilia that will force any man into being pussy whipped.

Man I got to go home to that Monkey pie.

I bet she got that monkey pie.

Don't eat that Monkey pie.

by Mil town Chris 15th street August 1, 2006

Meat Pie

A pie filled with meat of some sort.
Example: Chicken, Beef, Pork, or in some cases, your neighborhood judge. Refere to sweeney todd

Person1: Ms. Lovett's meat pies are the best! What's in them??

Person2: Idk but they sure are go-*crack* Theres a fucking finger in my meat pie!

Person1: D=

by JynxBaby June 29, 2008

bread pie

an alternative name for the everyday sandwich.

- "what did you have for lunch today?"
- "just popped to tesco to get myself a bread pie"

by literary ainsley harriott May 3, 2011