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Business Kiss

The act of french kissing someone while simultaneously giving them a handshake. The maneuver is equally as awkward when performed on both lovers and business associates.
"Aren't you bringing Ryan to the party?"
"No. I went to kiss him last night and did the Business Kiss again."
"Yeah OK lets not hang out with Ryan anymore..."
by Randle_Yarnballs August 18, 2017
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sausage kiss

When two people kiss with German sausage in their mouths
I want to sausage kiss you so bad let’s go get the schnitzel and make out
by FranticApe222 April 8, 2022
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Kentucky Kiss

" Hey man I heard you gave that girl from the club the Kentucky Kiss"

" Nah bro she lying, I only do that with girls I'm dating"
by TuxedoFlask December 8, 2019
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Kissing friends

A man or woman you have friendzoned because they are not relationship material yet you are attracted to them and like like to make out with them without involving sex.
During brunch, my girls asked me about the status of Mike's and I relationship and I simply replied that we are kissing friends.
by Legal2drink June 12, 2018
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Scope Kiss

When the scope of a rifle "kisses" you after firing the weapon. It is caused by not having the stock of the rifle firmly held against the shoulder to mitigate the recoil upon firing a high-power firearm. The "kiss" is a cut around the eye in the shape of the eyepiece of the scope.
Leo was scope kissed by his new rifle.
by Tigerazz91 December 7, 2014
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plumbers kiss

During your friends slumber, an anus must kiss the lips of your friend.

Best results occur with a dirty pipe and a plumbers kiss.

Any anus will do.
She asked for a plumbers kiss, I didn't know it had to be a person's anus!

Anus
Kiss pipepersonsheasked!
by #SunBeartheLofty November 2, 2015
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pinball kissing

When someone is so drunk they bounce from person to person hoping to get some action.
e.g.

"I heard Owen was pinball kissing at the Christmas party last night. Every time we saw him he was wrapped around another girl."
by Bravebeaver December 23, 2014
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