pendulum smack

After gravity has taken it's toll upon the male genitalia a man can now use his scrotum and testicles as a wreaking ball. Assuming he has two, one needs to bounce back into the other testicle sending it hurdling towards the desired object. Thus the pendulum effect.

Bro: How did you get that hole in your bathroom wall?

You: I realized I forgot a towel when I got out of the shower so I was going to helicopter myself dry with my giant schlong but I accidentally pendulum smacked the wall.

Bro: Ouch!

by Mr.Al January 16, 2015

smack bean

An ultimate level of a drug addict, where the smack bean is such a smack head that no-one trusts then eg. getting drug tested by their Ma.

eg. posting illegal substances on their stories and getting baited out to fuck.

‘Jude is such a fucking Smack Bean’ Exclaimed Lexie, as he posted a picture of a hospital on his story.

by LexDawgXo August 22, 2019

gorilla smacked

to be very high, stoned, faded, etc.

dude that kush had me fucking gorilla smacked last night

by lsd.danny July 9, 2016

smack-dammit

When something makes you made enough to hit someone or something.

That person tailgating me is pissing me off, smack-dammit!

by Margieq September 14, 2008

oh smack

An exclamation of surprised disbelief at an insult said by one person to another.

Mikey: Why don't you just do what I tell you to do, like you should?

V: Isn't that sweet? He's so cute when he's trying to be authoritative.

Tash: Oh smack!

by RudeGrrlV July 14, 2006

get smacked

To be hit or struck in an online game such as Halo or Counter Strike. This is also used as an aggravated insult with players often yelling this into the microphone when they beat you down.

*person gets hit*

Player1: GET SMACKED!!!

N00b: Darn!

by Mack_T March 4, 2008

herby smack

To violently smack someone in the face with your dick.

That bitch was talking shit all game so I gave him a herby smack in the locker room.

by h e r b January 22, 2005