A mythical form of stealth transport used to deposit large numbers of people at a store, pub or other public venue without any prior warning. Used primarily by retail and hospitality staff when faced with a sudden rush of customers for no apparent reason.
by Uncle Dunkle May 9, 2018
Get the Ninja Bus mug.A painful ache in the balls, scrotum, nads, testes resulting from the numerous, annoying, and nut shaking bounces from the terrible suspension on buses, mostly school buses. The yellow pieces of shit that have fucking logs as suspension.
Also, yet popularly results as an erection with the ache. So when you exit the bus you have a raging boner to flaunt as you walk past all the other passengers.
Also, yet popularly results as an erection with the ache. So when you exit the bus you have a raging boner to flaunt as you walk past all the other passengers.
Vick: *Stirs around awfully as my places his backpack over his lap to hide his erection*
Jeremy: Yo, what the hell is up with you today? Bus balls?
*Bus stops, Vic nods as he stands up with a large boner and walks out of the bus past all of the other passengers.*
Jeremy: Yo, what the hell is up with you today? Bus balls?
*Bus stops, Vic nods as he stands up with a large boner and walks out of the bus past all of the other passengers.*
by I4N March 1, 2014
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by Ptits September 2, 2013
Get the Lesbian bus mug.The massage you get from the tall person behind you on the bus who digs their knees into the back of your chair.
"Got a really nice bus massage today from the guy sitting behind me. The best part it only cost the $3 bus fare."
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by gigigi May 27, 2016
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