cthulhu blowjob

While giving a blowjob, begin talking like the Cookie Monster.

Your mom game me a cthulhu blowjob. So I ate her.

by MarkusR February 27, 2009

finger-blowjob

Noun. A finger blowjob is where someone performs the act of a blowjob on one of their, or someone else's, finger(s).

Dude1: "Last night, during foreplay, Sarah sucked on my fingers."
Dude2: "dude that's a finger-blowjob"

by DatFingerBlower October 4, 2013

Southern Blowjob

When a girl gives you a blowjob with chew in her mouth.

(At a redneck party)

Guy 1: Would you let that girl suck your dick?
Guy 2: Gross dude, she's got a dip in her mouth.
Guy 1: Wouldn't be my first Southern Blowjob.

by Junkyard Dogs October 3, 2012

Quickie Blowjob

A blowjob done in less than five minuets, and before the man hits ejaculation. Not finishing either caused by a poorly done blowjob or an interruption. Still good for the guy, but may be disappointing.

Damn, it sucked that my girl didn't get to finish and had to give me a quickie blowjob

by jdgialejrfawerf January 2, 2011

blowjob

girl sucks on a guy for sexual pleasure, not too nice for the girl but good for the guy

i gave my bf a blowjob and he loved it soo much, he didnt want me to stop

by colsplay March 21, 2009

Blowjob Sandwich

This term refers to the act of eating a sandwich while getting a blowjob from the girl who gave you the sandwich. It completely fulfills the woman life duty of making a sandwich, and giving a blowjob. At once.

Man, she gave me the best blowjob sandwich last night.

by makemeasammich69 May 4, 2011

Champagne Blowjob

When you make a guy or girl drink champagne (or any cold alcohol) so fast, they get drunk and start sucking your dick so soon that they're mouth and tongue are still cold.

Chris - "Hey FiLL! I got Tila drunk so fast she gave me a Champagne Blowjob! It felt like the tip of my dick was gonna get frost bite!"

FiLL - "Fo rizzle??!"

Chris - "Yeah"

by NoX-oF-ThE-FaLL August 13, 2007