California Chips

The dried vagina juice of a promiscuous woman, found on her underwear the next morning.

When I got up, making sure not to wake her, I noticed she had California chips, dried vagina juice, in the crotch of her panties that were lying on the floor.

by Jay P May 30, 2015

blue chip

A standout basketball prodigy recruit

Shaq was a blue chip in his days at LSU.

by kurupt2164 June 27, 2008

chipped up

Being completely drunk 24/7, reaching the point where you get so drunk that you cannot walk, talk, or find the right hole...
the state of being so drunk that you cannot feel you body

a person who does this often is considered a chipper

"Hey there, where did you get that car, and why are you in the hospital"
"i don't know, i got so chipped up last night that i couldn't even find the right hole"

by 2Slick2willy8 February 12, 2008

bag of chips

adj.
describes someone who be lookin crusty or just bad

Gino, you lookin like a bag of chips.

by brignig March 9, 2018

clipa chip

When performing anal sex, the woman tskes a shit, the man then grabs the shit and stuffs it into the woman's vagina

"That bitch has got enough nerve to take a shit while we were having sex so i clipa chipped her"

by persian kit kat May 12, 2010

Man-chip

A coin like currency used by men to buy freedom from their significant other. 3 are issued upon marriage and once presented to the wife from "the man" all arguments cease immedietly and the man auto-wins his case.

Man: Honey, Gene and Randy want to go hunting this weekend.
Wife: I don't think so, we have a baby shower to........
(Man slams man-chip on table)
Man: I'm going hunting!

by Spm16 April 28, 2011

Chips and dips

A university / college alternative for ciggrates and booze

Where can i get some chips and dips in this area , fam?

by FRJHC May 5, 2018