White person™

a ‘white person™’, is a white person who feels they are being oppressed solely for being white, and that they are just as oppressed, maybe even more oppressed than white people. This is not to be confused with ‘white person’, who is, in fact, just a Caucasian person.

Someone: Black lives Matter
White person™: UGH BUT ALL LIVES MATTER STOP BEING RACIST TO WHITE PEOPLE
Someone: Stop being such a white person™

by Just a casual gay October 24, 2017

Quirked up white boy

a man with some unconventional quality and stylish flair, who also conveys a slightly erotic presence.

"look at that quirked up white boy, he's busting it down sexual style!"
"with or without the sauce?!"
"WITH!!!! obviously!"

by Bubbiel April 12, 2022

White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)

The times in horrormovies where the characters (who somehow always happen to be white) find themselves in stupid, deadly, or extremely difficult situations that were COMPLETELY avoidable if they had used the common sense that falls under these three categories: 1.) LEAVE IT ALONE 2.) NEVER INVESTIGATE 3.) LISTEN TO THE ADVICE(which is usually to leave something alone)

Amityville Horror-Listen to Advice
Listen white people, if you're seeing bodies and someone or something tells you to get out, DO IT. When the family stayed, it was White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)

Paranormal Activity-Listen to Advice
The idiot husband did the opposite of the ADVICE the guy told them. He taunted the spirit, and grabbed a ouji board. White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)

The Blair Witch Project-Never Investigate
A rumor is going around, that if you walk into a certain forest, you will get killed. Going to avoid it? Nope! You have to find out exactly what’s going on, on tape. White People Syndrome

Chernobyl Diaries- Leave it Alone/Never Investigate
Who’s up for vacationing in creepy abandoned radioactive towns? The white kids! Nuclear fallout =deadly. Do not enter. Stay away. But did they? NO. That’s White People Syndrome

Prometheus-Leave it Alone
If you had left that big mysterious alien infested planet alone white people, life would still be yours. But you HAD to know. (W.P.S)

The Ring-Leave it Alone/Never Investigate
Why would you investigate a tape that reputed to be killing people? That is one movie that these characters could have left on the shelf. And who is ‘investigating’ this phenomenon? A white person. Therefore, it’s White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)

by 4ever_GC July 5, 2012

Pretty White Kids with Problems

Also known as PWKWP. Originally a MadTV parody of those annoying and redundant WB (CW) teen dramas. It has become a way to describe shows that center around either the Popular kid or the Underdog, has little to no diversity in it's cast, and has predictable dialog.

Aaron: Hey Jacob, did you watch the new {Quarterlife, One Tree Hill, Gossip Girl, Smallville, Friday Night Lights, The Hills, Laguna Beach, etc.}?
Jacob: Naw man, that show's too "Pretty White Kids with Problems" for my taste.

by Danny47 February 27, 2008

Sunshine Rainbow White Pony

An innocent song that people joke about because it sounds like the fabled n-word.
Also, it actually bops.

"Yo, search up sunshine rainbow white pony and go to 1:00."
*searches it up*
"Bro, wtf..."

by TwksqR December 1, 2020

Basic White Girl 2019

1. Yoga pants

2. Scrunchies

3. Starbucks

4. Polaroid cameras

5. Vintage pattern clothes

6. Watch Emma chamberlain

7. Listen to Billie Eilish

8. Follow James Charles makeup tutorials

9. Instagram, Snapchat, Pinterest

10. Vans

11. Kylie lip kits

12. Airpods

13. Riverdale

14. Latest iPhones

15. Hydro flasks with stickers.

Bella is such a basic white girl 2019. She literally wears her AirPods to every class and wears her vans gear to every single class.

by Basicwhitegirl_2019 January 15, 2019

San Francisco White Fish

A used condom filled with ejaculate that is covered in human feces from gay anal sex that has washed upon any shore along the San Francisco Bay Area coastline. A variation of the fabled and legendary Coney Island White Fish.

Goofus: Yo' dawg remember when I was at your house last week and I had to pinch a loaf in your parents bedroom because they were fumigating the guest bathroom for fartworm? Well dawg I didn't mean to snoop but before I could make brown, I opened the toilet and saw a fresh healthy San Francisco White Fish swimming around. I think it might have been part Koi as it had a brown birthmark on its forehead. But what I'm assuming is that the last time your parents were on a romantic walk on baker beach, they saw this little fella' wash up on shore and instead of doing the humane and sensible thing and throw it back, they decided to bring it home risking its life further and raising it in this toilet in hopes to be domesticated. That or your dad had gay anal sex behind your moms back and got fucked up the ass!

Gallant: Fuck you you stupid motherfucker!!!

by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr November 9, 2020