Royal cheesing

When a member of the royal family makes you taste their dick cheese and asks if its poisoned and tells you after that youu ate the smegma

Dude, I totally just got royaly cheesed by prince phillip and it tasted like a rat kiestered fentanyl and sharted it in my mouth

Omg man you just got a taste of royal cheesing

by Jimbooojames June 9, 2024

Cheese

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by I am a sircle February 7, 2021

Cheese Grinder

A very dangerous weapon that can be used in the kitchen, and the crime scene.

“Im gonna cheese grinder your face”
“Honey can you use the cheese grinder, to shred some chedder”

by QueefusMcNiglet November 14, 2018

Cheese

A thing that rats eat. try it and the rats will worship you!

I will use this cheese to pacify you!

by WhatisthisplaceLOL June 25, 2020

mi cheese

The most charming, funniest, and cute person you will ever meet. They will entice you with being friends with them before you even notice.

Oh my god, mi cheese is my friend now!

by Amber28 October 16, 2019

Brazilian Cheese Whistle

A curious species of bird, loosely related to woodpeckers, that produces a wolf-whisle-like call when it locates cheesy-smelling fungi in trees. The species' anatomy is unlike any other bird, as its body is attached upside-down to its legs, in comparison with other birds. As such, it is able to peck with much more efficiency than other woodpeckers, using itself like a pendulum to burrow with force into the tree. The species is found exclusively in northerly areas of the Brazilian Amazon, and is extremely rare.

In modern slang, to be referred to as a Brazilian Cheese Whistle is to be related to the bird's extremely unusual stance. It can be somewhat similar to 'idiot', and could be alternatively explained as 'deformed moronic fool'.

"The explorer gazed in awe as he lay eyes upon a Brazilian Cheese Whistle"

(slang) "You absolute Brazilian Cheese Whistle, you can't just steal the meth"

by Be4TheEnd February 17, 2024

Fromunder cheese

The nasty collection of dirt, grime, coochie juice, and swamp ass into the tant. Some people love to scrape it off and use it as a butter substitute on there toast.

Hey man can you smell that? I think someone has a mean case of fromunder cheese.

by Niagra_Balls69 December 18, 2023