sexing up

1.preparing farm animals after a long day's work
2.A term often used while on a personality test

1.BrightEyes usually gives the milkmaids what they need
2.Joshi:"Did you see that feralweb thing? that made me want to sex up some cows!!"

by Fealiks April 2, 2005

Sex Pirate

A sex offender that lives by the pirate code! Often in denial of being a rapist.

Judge: "The charges against your are rape, how do you plead?"
Sex Pirate: "I deny all charges of rape! I, are, an honourable man, your grace"
Judge: "So you deny that you engaged in forced sex with the victim?"
Sex Pirate: "Nay, the booty was plundered, that it was, your grace."
Judge *Shakes head*

by OhhSnap August 15, 2015

Ample Sex

Another way of saying lots of sex

KC: Woot! Me and Tabitha had tons of sex last night!
Tabitha: No Baby, We had AMPLE SEX

by iluhdatabbeh May 26, 2010

Sex God

Sean Bean, this term was hardly ever used, until he became well known for such roles as the daring and sexy Major Sharpe, now it is used all the time to describe him.

Oh my god! Sean Bean is such a Sex God!

by belle February 10, 2005

Ear Sex

what a girl wants so she can hear you coming, so to speak.

she wanted to know when it was about to come, so she stuck it in her ear to hear better. Ear Sex uses hearing senses very effectively.

by Long Ranger April 15, 2006

Noodle Sex

When walking by a person with a popsicle in his/her mouth and then giving you the 'sup' nod.

Girl: Oh, that guy over there just totally noodle sexed me.

by Whattsernamee July 17, 2010

sex fungeon

1)Like the PlayPlace at McDonald's. For sex.
2)The atrium in Larson's non-existent house.
3)Not the Batcave. He doesn't live there anymore.
4)Within 5 feet of Smoot.
5)Motherfuckers.

I make dungeons.... FUN!!!

by hugasaurus of the giganticock January 6, 2004