Charlie Browning

Charlie Browning is when you’re running to kick a football and someone pulls it out of the way

“Damn, girl! You really Charlie Browned me!”
“Be careful Charlie Browning! You almost got me hurt!”

by Mushroomsinbetweenmytoes January 13, 2024

brown eye motorboat

When a man sits on a girl's face and farts on her boobs

I brown eye motorboated my wife last night.

by Dud9996 February 24, 2022

Chris Browned

The act of beating the living mess out of someone the same way Chris Brown did Rihanna.

For example.

BF to Gf: If I catch you cheating on me you're gonna get your ass Chris Browned

by AssumptionsKill June 5, 2018

Bryce Brown Method

Best way to get females

I just pulled the bryce brown method yesterday

by Bryce Brown Method December 9, 2023

Nicaraguan Brown Snake

Your poor girlfriend is constapated and she needs your help. You decide to do anal to try to work everything out. During the deed, you end up taking a rectal core sample and, as you cum on her back a small poo worm comes out your urethra and ends up on your girl's back.

I dropped a Nicaraguan brown snake on my girls back last night. We fixed both our problems.

by NbsJesse August 12, 2017

brown fireworks

A new term for diarrhea

Does verbal diarrhea count as brown fireworks or is it a case of just endless bloviating?

by Sexydimma November 15, 2020

charlie brown

Wake up needing to take a shit, then immediately have a Charlie horse in the back of your leg.

I had such a bad charlie brown this morning, I looked like the walking dead trying to get to the toilet.

by bigmason July 11, 2020