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HBO Sex

A particular kind of civilian love-making in the graphic/raunchy/loud manner we as viewers expect from such HBO shows as THE SOPRANOS, TELL ME YOU LOVE ME, THE WIRE and sometimes BIG LOVE.
BILLY: Hey, Susie, you sure are walking funny today.
SUSIE: You ain't whistling dixie, Billy. Me and that guy I met at Hyde totally had HBO Sex last night. I can barely sit down.
BILLY: Damn, you sure look it.
by HelenHar April 24, 2008
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intercrural sex

Non penatrative sex. Kinda like dry humping with clothes off. Wet humping!
The pornstars only got to the intercrural sex portion before the director called cut.
by DawnMasonCullen January 10, 2014
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vampire sex

When a boy vampire and a girl vampire have sex when the girl is on her period.
Vampires have vampire sex. Mmmm, the blood!
by haxx0rfish April 2, 2007
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sex story

Just a sex story :)

I was at my boyfriends house, we were having dinner with his parents. I finish and the parents leave by then it’s 8:00 pm. He then says “I’m going to my room love u baby” I then clean the dishes from dinner. Later on I come into the room to see him on his phone looking at girls asses. I then say to him “ what are u doing u have me right here come and fuck me!!” He then gets up and removes his shirt.. I slowly remove my shirt too i turn around and he takes off my bra.. MY HUGE TITS ARE REVEALED !! He says “ holy shit their huge” I say “I know”. He then takes off his boxers and I slowly take off my skirt..He says “it’s 8 inch, is that ok?” I say “it’s perfect” we go on the bed and I start sucking his dick for like 3 minutes. after he whispers “let’s switch..” I let him take my red lacy panties. He sticks his ROCK hard dick in and I moan gently he starts going faster and FASTER!! i scream “IM GOING TO CUM!!” He then goes even faster and faster this goes on for 5 minutes.. he then takes it out slowly I moan “daddy..” he then moans quietly. I turn around and he starts playing with my pussy with his hand/finger. I moan again. It’s 2:32 am by then.. I fall asleep with him in bed naked with my cum all over the sheets I lay in his arms feeling protected as he looks at me and smile and says “ I love u” I say it back.
by get krissed July 2, 2022
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transit sex

transient sex performed by transvestites .

( Frequently enacted in the back of a

Ford Transit van ) .
Where are they ? .

Their all coming in the back of the van ! -

Is that transit sex then ? .
by E - FUMBLER January 24, 2009
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sex master

the master of all sex, there is nothing that the sex master doesnt know
shane is so good at sex he is the sex master
by paddy the great May 28, 2011
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sex story

one day in a far away land a big cock met a small pussy on a farm and became bffs. They would jerk around all the time in the grass until one day they became really serious and the big cock got stuck in the pussy. They had to go to the horses and the horse stuck his big cock also in the pussy.
#ilovedickandpussy sex story
by aryahi February 26, 2023
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