dog food face

Someone that no matter how much weight they lost or how much plastic surgery they had it still wouldn't help.

"Hey Dog Food Face!!! Get your fat @$$ over here, NOW!"

by Conster April 12, 2006

it's what dogs do

an excuse dog owners use to weasel their way out of taking responsablity for their dog's actions

neighbor: your dog's incessant barking keeps me up all night! please stop leaving it outside!
dog owner: it's what dogs do.

neighbor: your dog keeps getting out of your backyard and shitting on and digging up my lawn! please secure your gate better!
dog owner: it's what dogs do.

neighbor: your dog got out and mauled my 5 year old on his way home from school!
dog owner: it's what dogs do.

by Ameslan June 1, 2017

Sly Dog Ninja

when someone runs off to commit perverted acts in secret....

I'll do a Sly Dog ninja and take picture of her nipple while shes asleep

by Han Hogan November 23, 2011

Puppy-dog gaurding

When playing tag, or another game where there is a 'base' or other type of safe zone, the person 'it' stands outside the zone, waiting for the person to leave so as to tag them.

person1: *runs into base*
person2: *stands outside base waiting for them to try to escape*
person1: Hey! No puppy-dog gaurding!

by LouDogintheVan August 25, 2009

ur dog is pedophile

ur dog is pedophile is worse than everything!

*sean* ur mom gay
*dean* ur dad lesbian
*sean* inhales
*sean* ur dog is pedophile
*dean* Dies

by DviDoom March 10, 2018

Dogs love me

It isn't hard to get a dog to like you. It just takes a ton of commitment and a ton of treats.

Dogs love me because I feed them, care for them, play with them, attend to their emotional needs, provide support when they are down, spend time with them, get them toys to play with, make kibble time exciting, take them on frequent walks, take them to the outdoor bathroom frequently, give them long belly-scratching sessions, and talk to them frequently.

by Bad C dev March 2, 2021

Dirty Dog of the Internet

This is a term typically used to describe the irrational scum of the internet.

Its singular form (Dirty Dog of the Internet) can be used as just a general term to describe a particularly frustrating individual online, an insult directed towards a person, or as a normal, profane term.

Its plural form (Dirty Dogs of the Internet) can be used to describe a group of individuals on the internet that are generally seen as annoying, or can just be used as a normal, profane term.

"This dirty dog of the internet is a living logical fallacy with all his incomprehensible bullshit."

"<annoying social media site> is a group of dirty dogs of the internet!"

"Shut up, you dirty dog of the internet!"

*stubs toe* "Dirty dog(s) of the internet!"

by Sweggins June 25, 2015