don't be a butt fuck

When someone is acting worse than a jack off.

Hey Henry, don't be a butt fuck. Right now, your acting worse than a jack off.

by Relic8 March 8, 2011

hand needs butt

When you really need to grab some ass, you want your whole hand on that, your hand needs that ass

The amount of time is refrain myself from saying hand needs butt is crazy

by funnyshit101 November 12, 2016

dookie butt fart

When you suck on their dookie after layin down some potent gas

Bro?? Why’d you dookie butt fart that tinder chick on the first date??? Now we won’t ever get laid dude!

by Waldo S Wicecheese June 8, 2022

Plumber-Butt Syndrome

Whenever you see a man or woman, (typically a man in his round weight probably like 200's), who deny too wear belts in public, their pants ever so gently slip down to reveal their ass crack. This is commonly referred to plumbers, who have it happen naturally whilst working on pipes. Its a mystery how their booties keep escaping the fiber confinement that is jeans.

Man 1: "Aye didya get that wrench for me?"
Man 2: "Nah, i was starin at ya ass, i think you got plumber-butt syndrome. You really gotta buy a belt."
Man 1: "Maybe i gotta buy you a pair of glasses."

by smöls November 5, 2022

soap-butt derby

The act of lathering one’s behind with a bar of soap and racing with One or more competitors in a communal shower by sliding along the lathered behind

Todd is the current champion of the soap-butt derby

by Butthomie April 7, 2019

Clean butt fart

The act of farting after freshly pooping and showering where there is less risk of stink.

Did you just fart?!??!

Don’t worry. It was a clean butt fart.

by Belward March 6, 2022

slimmy butt sex

Putting any kind of BBQ sauce in your brothers but going ham while pulling back on his head

Me and my bro had slimmy butt sex in the store

by Bigkountry575 September 30, 2017