Sex fart

A sex fart or slart is we're you fart durning sex

I was sitting on my bed watching family guy when I heard a nock at my window. I opened the shade to see my boyfriend waiting at my door, window thing. I opened it to let him in. " what are you doing here?" He came thrue and kissed me passionately. He pushed me on the bed and pinned me down. However he will never be as strong as me so I flipped him over and massaged his penis than I gave him a blow job. He pushed me up agient the back-board of my bed and ripped my clothes of. He fingered me hungrily swirling and thrusting in and out. Finally I couldn't take it anymore. I leaned over to his ear and whispered " just fuck me already" so my parents dident hear. " that's what I came here to do" he whispered back. He soved his penis into me and thrust in and out makeing me moan. Just when I thought he was going to exit me he pushed his dick all the way in causing me to fart.
Sex fart

by Cutie pie 24 October 15, 2013

Gateway Sex

First time sex resulting in a addictive behavior. Some what like gateway drug.

The slut had her gateway sex in the 8th grade, she is addicted now.

by Themanunderyourbed June 17, 2012

vanilla sex

boring. un-inventive. plain. sex

person A. "I got some last night."
person B. "Really, how was it?"
person A. "Meh, vanilla sex."
person B. "Awww. that sucks."

by yuip August 2, 2009

Unicorn Sex

Unicorn Sex is the sexual intercourse between a man with a dildo taped to his forehead and a woman who's anal with be penetrated by the same dildo that was taped to the man's forehead

"Hey, John!"
"Yeah Timmy?"
"JUST HAD FREAKIN UNICORN SEX LAST NIGHT!"
"k."

by Khagreytits September 2, 2014

aNal sex

when a guy gets fucked in his ass so hard he can barely stand it. to fuck a guy in his ass. gays do this when they're horny.

i love to have anal sex.

by cint bronson May 12, 2008

butterfly sex

butterfly sex is described as a very graceful and gentle type of sex, its very sensual and very hard to describe, overall its an amazing feeling if done right, it is also sometimes refered to as ladybug sex, firefly sex, dragonfly sex, even moth sex, but the authentic and best term to describe it is butterfly sex, it feel like flying!

Jesse and cara had great butterfly sex, it felt as if they were flying

by Jesse Parks September 13, 2006

Birthday Sex

The sex which gets Lindsay pregnant

"Damn, she is looking fat!"
"She just had some birthday sex"

"Aw the baby is so cute! What is his name?
"Birfday sexx"

"Welcome the the abortion clinic. What's hood nigga"
"I have a birthday sex problem..."

by big black sexy daddy h April 13, 2010