Sex Pistols

One of the most overrated bands in history.

The band was extremely shitty. But they had a great producer so they sounded good on their album. They sucked extremely hard live though. Funny how a great producer can make a shitty band sound good.

Wrote offensive lyrics about pretty much anything. They got popular because of that. They also put the "anarchy" lable on punk music. You know, that sign Avril Lavigne uses too all the time, hahaha.

All in all, a band that got famous because they pretty much hated everything and everyone. Their bass player sliced up his girlfriend and commited suicide after that. Or did he die from an heroin OD? Either way it wasn't pretty.

Respect to the producer of the Sex Pistols. He made them acually sound good on their album!

by Dick October 1, 2005

sex puppet

willing to do ne thing without a drink or stoned and wont give it a second thought

kyle-are you drunk or stoned
Chelsey-no
kyle-how bout anal?
Chelsey-shure y not!

by robby & kyle June 12, 2004

vanilla sex

vanilla sex is jacking off -- no sucking dick or fucking assholes.

Just a few of the other cadets here at the Academy are into vanilla sex.

by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021

surprise sex

the act of having intercourse without the other partner knowing about it at first commonly confused with rape your partner may scream NO!, Stop!, and Dont! but a kind reply of Surprise will let them know what is happening.

After Diane's Birthday party she was so wasted Jake totally surprised sex'd her, boy was she pissed the next morning.

Q: Would you try to stop her if she tried to rape you?
A: No I happen to be a fan of surprise sex I love gifts

by Yaahwayy the Great November 19, 2010

Sex Barge

A craft (e.g. a narrowboat) used for travelling on waterways that also doubles as host for sexual parties, including orgies

Curly: What's that moored outside the Soar Point?
Bean: Oh its the Sex Barge.

by James Dixon December 20, 2006

oral sex

its when someone sucks ur cock or eats u out! basically everything b4 sex besides kissing.

dude, i want some oral

by dude dude dude July 24, 2003

Sex fart

A sex fart or slart is we're you fart durning sex

I was sitting on my bed watching family guy when I heard a nock at my window. I opened the shade to see my boyfriend waiting at my door, window thing. I opened it to let him in. " what are you doing here?" He came thrue and kissed me passionately. He pushed me on the bed and pinned me down. However he will never be as strong as me so I flipped him over and massaged his penis than I gave him a blow job. He pushed me up agient the back-board of my bed and ripped my clothes of. He fingered me hungrily swirling and thrusting in and out. Finally I couldn't take it anymore. I leaned over to his ear and whispered " just fuck me already" so my parents dident hear. " that's what I came here to do" he whispered back. He soved his penis into me and thrust in and out makeing me moan. Just when I thought he was going to exit me he pushed his dick all the way in causing me to fart.
Sex fart

by Cutie pie 24 October 15, 2013