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penis

something Tommy says three times in a row everyday to get girls but doesn't get girls because hes a kindergartner.
by your big boing sis July 5, 2018
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Bryan Cranston Penis Building Episode

The episode from the situational comedy 'How I Met Your Mother' in wich the main character Theodore "Ted" Mosby's boss -played by Bryan Cranston of hit show Breaking Bad- designs a building that looks like male genetailia. The building's phallic design is used as a major plot point for the episode which drastically changes the course of Ted's life.
P1: I am rewatching the greatest sit-com of all time, How I Met Your Mother
P2: Nice! Did you get to the Bryan Cranston Penis Building episode
P1: I did! Crazy that Walter White built a penis.
by LouieIsDed August 12, 2023
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three penis wine

A mix of tiger, rhino, shark, and possibly human penis made into a clear white wine and given as gifts and recommendations to their foreign counterparts.
Man my co worker got me hooked on the three penis wine I couldn’t even feel my penis!
by Mark tawang October 20, 2021
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PENIS PIERCE

A PENIS PIERCE is the result of making a hole with a sharp or otherwise instrument such as a knife in a male humanoid's penis; regardless of choice or willingness.
Dick Johnson was naked when he was sharpening his knife and accidentally dropped it in his lap resulting in a Penis Pierce.
by Dr. Real Nasty February 9, 2023
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penis clapper

It‘s a german word to describe a fucking idiot in school
„He is so stupid because he is a penis clapper
by Kickl February 6, 2025
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Penis

The little thing on the front of a man's body that feels good when you rub it.

Its also what people search up on the urban dictionary when they are bored
I was really bored so I serched up penis on the urban dictionary.
by FortniteTerrible December 1, 2019
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Penis cutter

A sex play torture where a woman or a man cuts open a mans penis and starts shiting on it
by Adolf Hitler 1.2 November 1, 2021
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