jacuzzi sex

A hot bubbly session of sex in a Jacuzzi. Known to be the greatest sensation ever to be experienced. A combination of great sex, warm water, and bubbles will make bath participants writhe with pleasure.

Guy : Man I had the best time yesterday! I got Jacuzzi sex from my girlfriend last night, we've never banged anywhere else since!

by KryptonKonnor November 6, 2013

Phone sex

the act of being intamite over the fone when unable to be intamite in real life...

"hehe, its fun":Monica Lewinsky

by Wraith April 24, 2003

Hubcap sex

The process of inserting your genetalia into one of the many holes of a hubcap that had fallen off a car. Usually done by mentally retarded persons who fantacize about having sex with their own cars. This is usally done to Subarus, Toyotas, Lincolns and Hyundais. Once the person has finished the action, they will usually ejaculate pre-maturely all over the curb infront of their home and run away. There have been over 384 cases of Hubcap sex reported in the year 2005, and the population is rising, we must prevent these repulsive and abusive activities done by elderly men.

Dude, I went outside to get the early newspaper and saw my neighbor Mr. Rogers engaging in Hubcap sex with my other neighbor's old 1998 Toyota Carolla Hubcap.

by Haithur February 11, 2006

sexed up

Something which happens to sensitive MI5 documents (especially WMD dossiers) and gets endlessly discussed afterwards.

BBC news: "Dossier sexed up blah blah..."
Tony Blair: "Im going to get Lord Hutton to publish a report damning the BBC in order to turn it into my political mouthpiece! Hoorah!"

by oracle March 12, 2004

sex chapstick

The tastiest chapstick a girl can wear.

-"I like flavor. Don't you like it when you kiss a girl and she' wearing cherry chapstick."
-"I don't like cherry."
-"Well then, don't you like it when she's wearing sex chapstick."
-"Yes. Yes I do."

by Strandchez December 20, 2008

chinese sex

The act of eating rice with your penis out of your partners belly button cavaties

I got so full from Chinese sex last night

by Jake Glackmeyer February 24, 2017

Sex Skating

The art of having sex while on roller blades. Often with the woman having the skates on her hands and the man holding her legs and doing her while they are skating.

Tim and Susan were Sex Skating on the boardwalk yesterday.

by Coffinator May 14, 2008