sex kettle

a sex kettle is a person who always has really hot sex regardless of who it is with, boiling some might say

"i took this bird up the road the other night and she was a proper sex kettle" meaning that the girl said individual had sex with made the sex really hot

by Bazbestos May 28, 2010

anal sex

When u sticc ya dicc in her ass.

John: "I had anal sex with a stripper last night."

by Didacus_ June 4, 2018

Sex Dorm

The college dorm, often home to a sorority or a fraternity, where the most hook-ups and he spiciest hook-ups happen.

For three years straight, my fraternity has been the sex dorm, and my room has been the room with the most cum and juices.

by 1frattnextdoor February 11, 2012

Surprise Sex

Surprise Sex is when you have sex when you least expect it and it wasn't originally planned out.

Me and Joe walk home after a long night at the bar and enter the apartment knocked up. Unexpectedly Joe pulls me onto the bed and begins to strip down morning for me to do the same. Surprise Sex wasn't on my agenda but I don't mind adding it!;)

by Shortafpineappl3 February 5, 2018

Sex fiend

One who loves wild sex and might bang someone based on instant attraction. May own lots of sex toys and equipment or fancy a spontaneous shag.

I met Nikki in a hotel lobby masturbating to a magazine. She took me to her castle, and I couldn't believe my eyes. She had so many devices, everything that money could buy. The lights went out, and she started to grind. She was such a sex fiend.

by The Wankster October 31, 2018

sex with socks

Absolutely fucking disgusting. Only the mentally ill and the clinically insane do this.

Guy 1: Yea dude Becky has sex with socks.

Guy 2: What the fuck! Do you think she has schizophrenia?

by G-squeezy November 10, 2020

wood sex

Watch out for splinters!

I'm gonna have wood sex, get the tweezers pls.

by yourmotherson April 14, 2009