wood sex

Watch out for splinters!

I'm gonna have wood sex, get the tweezers pls.

by yourmotherson April 14, 2009

jacuzzi sex

A hot bubbly session of sex in a Jacuzzi. Known to be the greatest sensation ever to be experienced. A combination of great sex, warm water, and bubbles will make bath participants writhe with pleasure.

Guy : Man I had the best time yesterday! I got Jacuzzi sex from my girlfriend last night, we've never banged anywhere else since!

by KryptonKonnor November 6, 2013

Laser Sex

Theoretical term for stimulating ones sexual organs using high powered lasers.

Joe: Hey dude, did you just bang that chick?
Mike: Yeah! We had laser sex, it almost blinded me!
Joe: Oh....

by Kadzi October 30, 2013

sex with socks

Absolutely fucking disgusting. Only the mentally ill and the clinically insane do this.

Guy 1: Yea dude Becky has sex with socks.

Guy 2: What the fuck! Do you think she has schizophrenia?

by G-squeezy November 10, 2020

Sex fiend

One who loves wild sex and might bang someone based on instant attraction. May own lots of sex toys and equipment or fancy a spontaneous shag.

I met Nikki in a hotel lobby masturbating to a magazine. She took me to her castle, and I couldn't believe my eyes. She had so many devices, everything that money could buy. The lights went out, and she started to grind. She was such a sex fiend.

by The Wankster October 31, 2018

Gender&Sex

Literally the same thing. In 2021 because the radical left took over, everyone's IQ and mentality is incapable to understand that those 2 are the same thing. One is based on human stupidity and overcomplication whilst the other is factual. If this western craziness won't stop we're doomed.

Some idiot: "gEnDeR&sEx aRe nOt tHe SaMe, GeNdEr iS a SoCiAl CoNsTrUcT"
Based person: "Did you not have a dad?"

by Csgo7daysban May 17, 2021

Music Sex

When you have a bomb ass song playing while your having sex.

I had Music Sex last night, I climaxed on the solo.

by TaylorFlavor July 15, 2011